Having won a huge sum of money on the lottery, it is so kind of Head Teacher Hugh Turner to treat his staff and PTA members as well to a lovely dinner. What a generous gesture!

Surely nobody could feel bitterness on such a happy occasion could they? Well, yes, it seems that somebody does, but who?

Audience participation:
If you are in the mood, St Trinians' and/or Just William uniforms can add to the fun!