The Pike family gathers for the 50th anniversary of the opening of Sam 'n' Ella's world famous Fish and Chip Shop, Takeaway and Diner. But there's something fishy about the plaice. Cod it be Sam, who's always carping about Ringo? Is Ringo's sweetheart Tara Masalata, really the ray of sunshine she appears? Will Grandma Pike ever fall off her perch?

Audience participation:
You may like to take this opportunity to practice your mock cockney accent. Pearly Kings and Queens welcome!